How to make a woman leave you
Editor's Note: Every Monday, Lori Gottlieb answers questions from readers about their problems, big and small. Have a question? Email her at dear. Months ago, on a business trip, a female co-worker and I attempted to meet up with others for drinks, but when everyone else bailed, we decided to still go out.SEE VIDEO BY TOPIC: How to Make Her Never Want to Leave You
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- Steps To Make Her Leave You
- Dear Therapist: I’m Considering Leaving My Wife for My Co-worker
- 10 Last Straw Moments That Make a Woman Leave the Man She Loves
- 11 Women Reveal the Best Ways to Break Up With Your Girlfriend
- How to Make Her Never Want to Leave You
- Dear men, here’s why sometimes a woman breaks up with you even wh...
Steps To Make Her Leave You
As we all know, breaking up is hard to do. For the average person, it's the only time in our lives when we deliberately say something that makes someone else cry. It's awful. It's horrible. It's inhuman. So, how do you get round it? How do you slip the noose without causing pain? Make her break up with you. Shift that responsibility. Unshoulder that blame. Turn yourself into the injured party and leave her pride intact. With a little cunning, you can easily create a case of constructive dismissal.
How is that to be achieved? You might think you need to do something really awful to get yourself dumped - cheat on her or break her heart. Not at all!
Don't waste trauma on something that might not work. Women are weird. Love is stubborn. Broken trust and shattered confidence don't stop a girl loving someone. Break her heart and you run the risk that she'll still be there, all the time, but constantly miserable. You don't need that in a girlfriend. You've already got a mother. No, the way to drive her away is simply to irritate her.
Aim small. Finish the milk without mentioning it. Hog the duvet in the night. Talk with your mouth full. Forget to pass on phone messages. These are the things that strangle love in the cradle. You may say: but you're a man, you do these things anyway. Need to up the ante, to trigger a passive break-up as soon as possible?
Be disgusting. However gender politics wax and wane, women still hate that. Farting, burping and blowing your nose on your fingers haven't become attractive just because we're all feminists now. Sometimes, you can edge a girl out just by being sufficiently revolting. Why not "furtively" scratch your arse, then tenderly stroke her hair? She'll never fancy you again. The rest will follow naturally. Verbal tics are always useful. Ask her casually, "Do I use the word 'cool' too often? In every sentence.
Dozens of times a day. Soon enough, she won't be able to bear another minute in your company. Crowd her out. Talk over her, boss her around and refuse to be flexible. Be macho, demanding and difficult. As a bonus, you'll get loads of great sex due to your rippling manly ways.
Then, one day, she'll wake up and run screaming back to her life. When dining with her parents, wait until she's talking, then catch her mother's gaze and roll your eyes. Better still, ask "Was she always like this? If the mum makes a joke at her expense, roar with laughter. In the car home, say: "Your mum's great.
I think we really connect. Dance with enthusiasm when nobody else is dancing. At dinner parties, shout "Come on everyone! Be the first to hit the floor at weddings, pre-empting the bride and groom.
Insist on starting a conga in the pub. It'll be cute the first time. And then it really won't be. You'll be dancing into the horizon. Cry after sex. Even better if you can manage it , during. Have a good old sob. The first time, she will hold you tight and murmur loving words.
The second time, she'll ask nervously, "Are you all right? The third time, you'll wake up to find her packing. Be stingy. It's an astonishingly effective tack for making yourself unattractive.
Of course, if you're short of money then this won't work; you'd simply be showing a sensible approach to finances. Undercut this by purchasing yourself expensive designer clothes and a lot of computer games. Whatever you do, don't listen to her. When she's talking about something important, simply tune out. Respond inappropriately to show you're not paying attention: say "Hmm, that's a pity" when she's delivering great news, and "Oh good" when it's something terrible. On the phone, make sure to tap audibly at an email while she's speaking.
Face to face, don't be afraid to actually wander out of the room in the middle of a conversation, as though you assume she's finished. If she's tearful, be sympathetic - while simultaneously checking your iPhone for football scores. This behaviour will soon drive her into the arms of a kinder and more attentive man, whom she doesn't fancy as much as you but likes better.
If you think you can drive a woman away by being nasty to her friends, guess again. She hates her friends. The ruder you are to them, the more she'll adore you. As for making bitchy remarks about them on the way home, you may as well engrave your name on her heart in gold. Instead, take the opposite tack. Bond excessively with the friends. Take their numbers. Send them funny emails. If she's away for the weekend, hang out with them and watch DVDs.
Ring them "just to say hi". She'll tell you how delighted she is that you all get on. Then she'll dump you and tell the friends they must never speak to you again. On social occasions with people she knows less well, be a bore.
I don't mean be quiet: that can be rather sexy at the right time. No, speak up as often and extensively as possible. Tell dull anecdotes, recount stories about people whom nobody has met. Really hold the floor. She will soon realize that you are social death.
You must also take care to be a tremendous bore when the two of you are alone. The key to this is voicing opinions that everybody holds, but as though your insight is new and special. Find long-winded ways of saying that the Lib Dems have sold out, the weather's always bad on bank holidays or the world's too dependent on technology.
Don't just mention these ideas in passing, really spell them out, ideally while she's watching a favourite TV programme or reading a book.
Dear Therapist: I’m Considering Leaving My Wife for My Co-worker
In the beginning, it's exciting. You can't wait to see your BF or GF — and it feels amazing to know that he or she feels the same way. The happiness and excitement of a new relationship can overpower everything else.
You may have crush on someone, or may have fallen in love with that cute girl you always wanted to be with. But now, you have a change in plans. The girl you have chosen to be with is not the right one for you. You want to dump her but do not have the strength to make her cry.
10 Last Straw Moments That Make a Woman Leave the Man She Loves
Subscribe To Our Newsletter! She calls, texts, shows up, and pretty much stalks you. How are you supposed to get a woman like this out of your life? There are some women just like men who seem to like being rejected, hurt, and angry. They have a victim mentality which forces them to believe they are not worthy of happiness — and that being hurt is a normal part of life. They seemingly search out things to be hurt about, including being rejected by men in small and large ways. There are other women who are just clueless and think that if they keep trying you will eventually see the error of your ways. There are other women who are desperate and will take anything they can get if there is a small chance that they could get together with you. Therefore, by giving them any hope at all, they will hang on and try to win you over. There are also women who will not let go.
11 Women Reveal the Best Ways to Break Up With Your Girlfriend
As we all know, breaking up is hard to do. For the average person, it's the only time in our lives when we deliberately say something that makes someone else cry. It's awful. It's horrible.
I want to be with you forever. I want to grow old with you. I want us to be together and never break up. The way that it works is that a woman will go along with whatever relationship dynamic that you create and maintain.
How to Make Her Never Want to Leave You
Men are often labeled as players who have more trouble committing than women. So why is it that women do most of the leaving? One of the largest studies on divorce, conducted by law professor Margaret Brinig and economist Douglas Allen, found that women file for divorce twice as often as men do.
If you know that your girlfriend is wrong for you, then it is time to end the relationship. That can sound easy at first, but can be very difficult to execute, especially if you are afraid of breaking her heart. However, the worst thing that you can possibly do is drag on a relationship if you are unhappy. Learn how to break up with someone with decency, tact, maturity and caring. Explain your reason for wanting to break up with clarity. Breaking up with a girlfriend with vague and convoluted reasoning can just leave her upset, paranoid and more confused.
Dear men, here’s why sometimes a woman breaks up with you even wh...
Neil Sedaka said it best. Breaking up is hard to do. Especially when you do it really, really badly. We reached out to 11 women and asked them to share the best way to end things so that the bandaid that is your relationship is ripped off as cleanly and as painlessly as possible.